Extra-Curricular Work Activities

If you go back and glance at the times that I post my blogs, you will see a slight time clash with what I call work. Meaning, I do this shit when I should be reconciling financial accounts. Don't worry, unless you're a vendor that I handle, your financial statements should be fine :>)
Now, that I have it clear on what I do at work, besides blogging, I also try to catch some zzz's but I'm running out of excuses when I get caught. Here is what I've gotten away with so far. Any new suggestions???

Best Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relievework-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out howto handle that big research problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And my FAVORITE thing is ......
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."