MY THURSDAY THIRTEEN

( Instead of random thoughts, I'm going to list 13 addictions)

1. SHOES........ THEY NEED THEIR OWN ROOM. I NOW HAVE COLLECTED 63 PAIRS WITHOUT MY FLIP FLOPS. AM I PROUD OF THAT, NOT REALLY BUT MY FEET AREN'T COMPLAINING!
2. ACCESSORIES- INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: PURSES, NECKLACES, BRACELETS, TOE RINGS, AND SCARVES
3. BEER AND WINGS- IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY PLACE I GO I TRY NEW FLAVORS
4. SHOPPING- ISN'T THIS EVERY WOMAN'S ADDICTION AND I DO TAKE TRIPS OUT OF CITY TO FIND NEW STORES.
5. MUSIC- I TRY TO OWN EVERY GENRE OF MUSIC, EVEN CHILDREN'S (THOSE VEGGIE TALES ARE HELLA HILARIOUS!)
6. PINK- MEANING I HAVE ALMOST ONE OF EVERYTHING IN THIS COLOR. MY SON EVEN WEARS IT WITH CONFIDENCE.
7. SUNDAY EVENING TV- THE 2 BEST SHOWS COME ON: DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES AND GREY'S ANATOMY. GOTTA HAVE THE TIVO!!!!
8. SEX- BUT THAT'S ONLY IF I CAN GET SOME.
9. MY HAIR- IT'S A BAD HABIT BUT I HAVE TO CHANGE IT UP. SO, WHAT IF I'LL BE BALD IN MY FIFTIES? I'LL LOOK GOOD TILL THEN...........
10. DANCING- SOMETIMES I EMBARRASS MYSELF BUT IF THERE'S GOOD MUSIC, MY BODY JUST MOVES.
11. TALKING SHIT- I HAVE A SARCASTIC ATTITUDE AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TALK ABOUT THE STUPID SHIT AROUND ME.
12. INTERNET- DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CRAP IS OUT THERE IN CYBER SPACE? I CAN LEARN HOW TO COOK, SEW A SWEATER, SKATEBOARD, TALK IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE AND COMMIT THE ULTIMATE MURDER, ON ONE WEB PAGE.
13. THE BEST ADDICTION YET......... MY RUGRAT- I CAN LOVE, LAUGH, CRY, IMAGINE, QUESTION, DESIRE, AND EXPERIENCE IN A DAYS CONVERSATION WITH HIM.