My Motto-Dealing with the Burdens of Life

*If you can't be kind, talk shit w/ your girlfriends or at least have the decency to be vague. *Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. *Remember "I" before "E" except in Budweiser. *A professional is a person who can do "her" best at a time when "she" doesn't particularly feel like it. *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006


2006 Summer Courses

Int101-Intimacy 101
Date: May 3 - until you get it right
Time: 6:00-8:00 pm M-W-F
Cost: $100.00/per course
Lab Fees: $5.00/per experimental partner


Enrollment has now started for Intimacy 101 during the Summer schedule.

Have you ever had a night of awful intimacy or regret because it was uncomfortable?
Do you remember the time that kissing was simple and sexy but all you get now is wet, fast, and unwanted kisses?
Have you had a problem with being aroused by your partner, no matter how attractive they are?
Do you struggle when it comes to disrobing your partner because you lack multitasking abilities?


Description: This course is intended to teach you the basics of being intimate. It will go through a step by step process that will cover:
  • kissing do's and dont's
  • proper hygiene
  • removal of clothing in a easy manner
  • simple arousal-turn on's and off's
  • positions
  • bedroom talk

"We are here to help you with those intimate mishaps, such a sloppy kissing and bad breathe. We also include hands on training with getting turned on by the opposite sex and a 5 second approach to removing a bra. You should be able to leave the course with proper technique and confidence in being intimate."

If you feel you haven't succeeded after our course, we will not refund your money. Your only option will be to continue until it's done right because our society can't go on with this kind of behavior.

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