So, I haven't been into my publishing skills lately. My life has been on this rollercoaster ride, kind of like the ones at Six Flags that make you shit your pants before you get on but I got on and then it stopped at the top, so I shit myself twice. Well, it came down and I hope everything will be going a bit smoother now.

Since I haven't gave an insight to what is going through my thoughts lately, I'm going to list my Thursday Thirteen now. I know it's Friday but what the hell, we all want to go back in time, right?

1. I think they put the air conditioner down to 50 degrees on purpose because the building is filled with women and T-H-O's are the highlight of the day.
2. When you go to a local BAR and not a Rave, they should offer Vick's and pacifiers when they play techno all night or don't play the shit at all...............
3. I think I actually just fell asleep sitting up.
4. My dad will be 50 tomorrow, should I be feeling old too?
5. Even though I dislike the Laffy Taffy song, everytime I grab a banana Laffy Taffy from the desk next to me, I shake my ass and say, " Shake that Laffy Taffy." She's definitely going to smack my hand the next time I reach for one of those.
6. If my son is already telling girls he's going to kiss them, should I give him the talk that "IT" will fall off if he does? Keep in mind he's only 5 but he also is his father's son.........
7. I can't believe I'm actually seeing someone with the possibly of becoming serious. I just have one huge issue, if I wear heels I'm taller than him!!!! And his ex might cause us problems but that's nothing my best friend can't help me solve......
8. Is it bad that I want to quit my job because they moved our dept to a building that looks like a Home Depot warehouse? I need my windows, ice maker, gourmet coffee, Friday's bagels, and plush environment. I need it, I need it, I need it!!! Damn them all.
9. This may sound homo but I actually miss my old roommate at times. I guess just like I miss all my friends......... that was my sad thought.
10. I'm starting to believe after 25 time does fly by. But 30 here I come!!!
11. Sometimes I believe that when I try to not become my parents by not doing what they would do, in all reality what decisions I make, is also exactly like them.
12. I should apply for foodstamps and government assistance because today would be a good day.
13. I could use a nice, quiet, personal vacation, with no school, work or child.

Bonus: Is it wrong to want to strangle a co-worker that is extremely rude, unprofessional, and a drama-queen? Even if she is an elder...........