Thursday Thirteen (minus 3)......

Holy crap, where have I been??? I know, it's been a minute since I jotted my thoughts down. I was just reminiscing with my girlfriend the other day about our faithfulness to this damn site. Memories in the corner of my mind...... Ya, you need to sing it!
Any hoot.... It's been a full year and a lot has happened. I'm going to use the part of my brain that wasn't affected by high school drugs and think back to some of the incidents I encountered over this past year. These are going to be my past What the fuck's (WTF's):

1. So, sometime at the beginning of last year I left the corporate world to enter the non-profit world. Whoa, what a freaking experience that was! I never realized the attitude adjustment that took place with executives when they weren't kissing so much ass........
2. My living situation had also changed, although that was for the worse. I tend to tell myself roommates are always good because splitting the bills couldn't get any better....But WTF, couldn't I be warned that the Brady Bunch was moving in???
3. Dating, yes, dating.... We all know the problems I have with dating! This time I outsourced and went for a guy in El Paso. Again, WTF! Next time, I won't base my feelings on looks alone. The substance in that guy was like, oh, shredded wheat, a mime show, missionary style sex, golf on TV....basically boring as all hell.
4. What would be considered a SUGAR daddy??? Remember that corporate job, well what if an acquaintence from there was also an acquaintence at the non-profit job and had a tendancy to still be overly flirtatious? I mean, it's just lunch, candy, hugs and dinner invites.... Wait, he's like 20 years older than me! WTF was I thinking. I have a license in pharmacy to fill the Viagra not to prescribe it....
5. Puppy....doesn't that sound cute? What if it's a 100 lb full bred Rottweiler puppy that was raised in a tow yard by a man??? Cute, is an understatement. That damn thing was bipolar.....sweet as hell one second, cookie monster the next. WTF was I doing leaving it in the house when I left???
6. Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Volkswagen....what do you think of when you hear these German Engineered names? I know they sound like luxury to me. Well, let me enlighten you. Luxury is expensive, which means it requires the green and not just to buy it but to maintenance it. Again WTF was I doing driving something I can barely pronounce let alone maintenance..... I should've bought that damn 74' Oldsmobile from Billy Bob's Car Lot when I had the chance.
7. I like cage fighting...actually I love cage fighting! But I never wanted to become a cage fighter. Yes, me. I know I'm 27 and have never been in a fight before but at a local event, I grew big cage fighting BALLS! WTF.... where were those bad boys hiding this whole time? Some girl gets me amped up over a guy and they just sprouted. I even got kicked out....screw keeping the cage fighting balls.
8. Police officers are meant to protect and serve, right? Even the ones that work graveyard, right? Well, when you have some time between the hours of 10pm and 8am, drive around & look for some. When you find them, let me know WTF they're doing! Maybe it was just because I was dating one that he thought my ride along should be a time to show off or the simple fact that they actually screw around on duty....
9. I was reflecting back on my child's life the other day and thinking about what his future holds. When I remembered the saying that "your child will be 10 times worse than you"; but I thought that's not always true. The older he gets, the smarter and better looking he gets. Then it hit me, WTF am I going to do when he starts dating. That must be when the 10 times worse plays a factor.... Whoa, I'm I screwed for cloning such an amazing child.
10. Okay, remember how I outsourced my dating tactics to the state of Texas and it didn't work, well I did it again. But I can now say Why The Fuck didn't I meet him sooner........ He is my sunshine! I haven't felt this way in so long. Maybe this is it.... we'll see as the World Turns!!!