Thursday Thirteen

So, in light of the situation that I seem to remain single. I'd like to share some thoughts about my recent incidents in that category. Remember I might find some of this stuff amusing because well, I haven't been AMUSED in awhile.

1. Why are men so insensitive? I don't remember there being a class that taught such a subject. Don't we learn how to act.
2. Never secretly stare or desire someone in your management team. You might just come around the corner head first and run into him. Just as you let out a little girl scream, that later you find out he said it was something from a Friday the 13th movie.
3. When you have good intentions on doing an old high school reunion with friends. Make sure you know what you're getting into. A crush that was then, could lead to an 8 year gap to marriage.
4. Why is it that the women I work with seem more interested in finding me a date than I actually am?
5. Gosh, do I really portray neediness? Maybe I should keep my mouth shut when I randomly date guys.
6. Although, their interest has lead me to talk to someone I work with..... Oh, wait do I want to do that mistake again?
7. In conversation the other day, it was brought up that I knew a hell of alot of people in high school; should I feel good about that or bad that I still don't know them?
8. I think I'm actually confused...............
9. Am I going to go through roommates like I go through dates?
10. I can't believe I went out for drinks and dancing with my best guy friend and I didn't even pursue him. I must be sick......that would also explain the confusion!!
11. Do you think a females prime could be around, oh say, her 25th year of age?
12. Oh shit, I'm going to Vegas soon, so what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!!!
13. Maybe this all happens for a reason....... and that reason is................